Shariah law can't stop what it doesn't expect.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Taliban Training Monkey Death Squads

Haven't been updating recently because I'm visiting the family. Usually don't like to deal with terrorism when I'm doing that. But I couldn't pass this up.

Chinese rumors that the Taliban is training monkey death squads to kill US troops.

That's right.


Apparently they said it's because the US tried a similar program back in Vietnam, and the decision was meant to be ironic. Well, it sure will be ironic when a clueless simian squad accidentally incinerates an entire Taliban compound with the RPGs the Taliban gave them.


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